The All White NCAA Tourney Team


With March Madness upon us, there will be plenty of articles floating around the inter webs. Cinderella stories, best players from Mid Major schools to watch, and whether or not Duke will win another National Championship. Now we could copy all those ideas, but why not come up with something better. During the Atlantic Sun Conference Championship game, Lipscomb had 5 white guys on the floor at the same time. Crazy I know. When was the last time you saw that? A grammar catholic school in the burbs? Having witnessed the rare occurrence, it dawned on me that there is some solid talent in the tourney with the same skin color as I. Here is my starting five and some bench players that will have an impact.

PG – Grayson Allen (Duke)

The love him or hate him senior from Duke had to make the list. Allen has been a staple in the college basketball world the last four years. From winning an NCAA title his freshman year, to being a potential lottery pick after his sophomore season, to becoming the most hated player of all time his junior year, to a leader his final season. Allen is averaging 15.5 ppg and is averaging a career best 4.5 assists per game and is shooting 85% from the free throw line. Allen knows he is the leader of this young Duke squad and will be leaned on by Coach K if the blue Devils hope to make another deep NCAA run.

SG – Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk (Kansas)

The Ukranian known as Svi throughout Lawrence, Kansas, is another senior on the roster who really stepped up his game in his final season under coach Bill Self. After averaging just 6 ppg in his first three seasons, Svi is averaging just over 15 a game and is shooting just a hair over 45% from deep. Don’t let his range fool you though. The Ukraine can throw it down on you if you are not paying attention.

SF – Mike Daum (South Dakota St)

If you are not a college basketball junkie, this is a name you should follow right away. The junior from Nebraska has earned plenty of accolades through just three seasons. He earned Summit League Freshman of the Year and 6th man of the years. He has been named conference POY the last two seasons, and was named Conference Tourney MVP all three seasons. If he comes back for his senior year, he has the opportunity to score over 3,000 points in his career. The 6’9″ stretch forward has shot over 41% from beyond the arc in all three seasons, and has increased his rebounding by 2 boards a game, averaging a double double this season (23.8 ppg/10.4 rpg). Trust me, this is a name to watch.

PF – Moritz Wagner (Michigan)

The 6’11” Junior from Germany is a fun watch. He plays with his emotions on his sleeves and is not afraid to show it. “Mo” has adapted to the John Beilein school of basketball and has thrived in his system. Wagner is averaging 14.5 ppg to go along with a 39% from deep. Just another big white guy with range. Not surprising. Wagner entered his name in last years NBA draft but pulled out, and it was probably in his best interest. A projected 2nd round pick in the 2018 NBA draft, the German has some things to work on (passing ability, rebounding, and being consistent).

C – Isaac Haas (Purdue)

Gene Keady would have LOVED coaching Isaac Hayes. Who wouldn’t love a 7’2″ 290lb center on their roster? Big Country earned Third Team All Big Ten accolades after a senior campaign which saw him average almost 15 ppg and 5.6 rebounds. As imagined, Haas is a presence in the middle averaging just a shade under a black and a half per game, and after playing behind Caleb Swanigan last season, Haas will look to take his game to the next level. Haas is a projected late second rounder, to being undrafted in the upcoming draft. His biggest issue may be his lack of athleticism and mobility. He would have a tough time keeping up with DeAndre Jordan.

F – Killian Tillie (Gonzaga) *Sixth man

The Sophomore from France has increased his average scoring by nearly 10 points a game, raising it to 13.4 ppg. Over the course of three games in the WCC Conference Tourney, Tillie scored 24, 26, and 22 points going 28 of 36 from the field. Not too bad. The big man has a huge upside being an energetic big who can score in a variety of ways. Tillie paid his dues, playing sparingly in 2017 on a team that lost in the championship game. Now he is making a name for himself and looking to make even more noise come tourney time.


G – Matt MacDonald (University of Pennsylvania)

Matt most likely will not have much of an impact during the tourney, but he is a western New York native (Canisius High School ’13) so I figured I would show him some love and add him to the list. The former Fairleigh Dickinson ball players transferred to Penn after his sophomore season. At FDU, MacDonald was named to the Northeast Conference All-Rookie Team and averaged 8.6 ppg. During his sophomore season, he averaged 9 ppg and the numbers have gone down ever since. Lets go Quakers!

G – Jon Elmore (Marshall)

The West Virginia native balled out on Saturday in the Conference USA Championship game going 7-13 from deep, way deep, for 27 points. In his last five contests, Elmore is averaging just under 24 points per game. Just a junior, Elmore should surpass 2,500 during his final season. The victory on Saturday gives the Thundering Herd their first conference championship in 31 seasons. The former Virginia Military Institute commit plays for Dan D’Antoni, brother of Houston Rockets coach Mike D’Antoni.

Honorable Mention

Kyle Guy from Virginia would have made the squad if he was still rocking the man bun. Now he is dealing with an MCL sprain. If the Badgers would have made the NCAA tourney, then both Ethan Happ and Brad Davison would have found a spot on the bench. Happy brings that energy you need and Davison plays through injuries and hits big shots. Luke Maye would probably make anyone else starting squad but he plays for the Tar Heels, so he is only Honorable Mention worthy.


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Nursing Home Attendant About To Get It

I know this is not sports related but I came across this on twitter and just became furious. Who wants to get mad on a Sunday? Come home from the gym after some cardio, put my feet up and turn on college hoops and I scroll upon this tweet on my timeline. Autumnwood Nursing Home in Livonia, Michigan is FUCKED! No doubt this takes place a lot more often than one would hope, but this family got smart and put in a camera. Oh technology is such a great thing! The worker has since been fired, thank god. Maybe these nursing homes should install their own cameras in each residents room. Might go against their privacy, but would be the only way to see how their employees work.

It takes a lot to make me mad, and this video did it. If I was the son of this elderly man, that fat bitch wouldn’t know what was about to hit her.


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Thank You Tyrod

Not Drew Bledsoe. Not J.P. Losman. Not Trent Edwards. Not Ryan Fitzpatrick. Not EJ Manuel. Not Kyle Orton. Those six quarterbacks amongst other scrubs on the Bills roster could not lead the team from Buffalo into the playoffs. Tyrod Taylor did though. Sure the numbers weren’t always pretty, and the passes were not always on point, but he did it. Tyrod Taylor helped end a 17 year drought.

You can’t question his work ethic, his toughness, and most importantly his character. Not once during his tenure with the Bills did you read about Tyrod being arrested, choking a women, or packing heat at a night club. Tyrod adapted the Buffalo culture and worked for everything he earned.

Was this the right move? Some will say yes, and some will say no. For those that are happy with this move, they have plenty to be excited about. The Bills acquired the Browns 65th overall pick, giving the Bills two picks in the first three rounds in this years draft. They also cleared just over $10 million in cap space for the 2018 season. All signs point to the Bills now trading up in the draft and selecting that franchise quarterback.

Oh so those fans that weren’t happy with the trade, try selling them that any of these quarterbacks are “franchise” quarterbacks. In 11 games, Josh Allen threw just 1,812 passing yards and just 16 touchdowns at Wyoming. Josh Rosen put up some decent numbers at UCLA, and for Sam Darnold, any quarterback that comes out of USC recently struggles at the next level. That leaves us with Baker Mayfield. The six foot quarterback brings that moxy and that grit that Bills fans would gravitate towards.

But back to Tyrod. Thank you for ending this 17 year drought and giving us Bills fans true hope again. Thank you for being a stand out in the community and everything else you did during your time in the 716. It will never be forgotten.

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Who Do You Blame For The Loss?

Yesterday in high school basketball action, Julian McGarvey hit a game winner buzzer beater that he calls “The greatest moment of my life. This is what being a high school basketball player is all about.”


The refs may have missed the call of the century. We all know NBA players get away with travels all the time, and sometime college players get away with it as well. But if there is one thing high school refs should never ever miss, is a travel, and your occasional carry call. Take a look and let me know your thoughts.

 Here is another angle. You can see he gets a dribble down, but after 4-5 steps, and then a couple more steps after the dribble.

What about the inbound pass? Did he not see his teammate streaking right in front of him, who was WIDE OPEN? A simple three foot pass and you are Class A champs. Instead you are a loser and this is what you will always remember. Trust me, I know the feeling.

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Is Robert Kraft The Daddy?


Boston Globe – Patriots owner Robert Kraft is not the father of his on-again, off-again girlfriend’s baby, who was born in the fall of 2017, a spokesperson for the team said early Thursday morning.

Speculation that the 76-year-old team owner could be the father began after a New York Post story revealed on Wednesday that Ricki Noel Lander gave birth to a baby at some point in 2017. The tabloid said multiple sources had confirmed the birth.

Phew! I can’t imagine a good looking girl wanting some old wrinkly balls near her. But then again, it’s fucking Robert Kraft. $6.2 BILLIONS DOLLARS. Robert is being a great step father and is taking full care of Ricki Noel Lander and the baby. He even bought her a LA mansion and has made some “sizable financial investments” on her behalf. If you are one of Kraft’s four sons, how would you feel about this? Sure the will is going to get changed, and not as much money at the end of the day. This baby is set for LIFE!


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What Leader Would You Want To Play With?


USA Today – “Two different styles of leadership,” Clarkson said, as transcribed by SLAM Magazine. “LeBron is very encouraging, bringing everybody along. And Kobe, he’s testing you, seeing what you gonna give him – If he’s gonna get at you, scream at you, cuss, do whatever it is. He had his own way of leading guys as well. Two different sides. I’m just blessed to see both of them.”

Current Cleveland Cavalier Jordan Clarkson was posed an with an interesting topic and provided us all with the answer that we knew was coming. We had heard it from former Lakers teammates that Kobe was hard on his teammates. He was mentally trying to break them down to see if they could handle playing with him, being on the court with him in the final two minutes of a tie game. One could compare it to Christian Laettner and how he treated his former college teammate and Buffalo favorite Bobby Hurley.

LBJ only goes in when he needs to. Just ask Kyrie and Kevin Love. Other than that, LeBron is coaching up his teammates, grabbing the clip board and drawing up plays, and telling the rest of the squad where they need to stand on the floor. Mental games? Only for himself. Whether it be shutting down his social media for the playoffs, or accepting all the criticism, LeBron handles things differently.

So that leads me to ask, what leader would you want to play with?

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Jordan Bohannon Misses A Free Throw

Who is Jordan Bohannon, and why is this significant? The Hawkeye Sophomore was one free throw away from breaking Chris Street’s consecutive free throw record at Iowa. Bohannon stepped up to the line after connecting on 34 free throw attempts in a row, and missed on purpose. Why you ask? Bohannon was tied with Street who passed away in a car accident during the 1993 season. After all the news over this past weekend of Sean Miller, Miles Bridges, Collin Sexton, and Wendell Carter, it’s nice to know that there are still some good stories out there in this corrupted amateur sport.

The B1G conference tourney starts on Wednesday, a week before everyone else for some reason. It’s also being played at Madison Square Garden. The closest school to NYC in the conference is Rutgers who is 13-19 overall. Big Ten commissioner James E. Delaney might want to rethink this for the 2018-19 season.

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